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Brooke Fever Follies |
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| When |
Friday, July 30, 2010
8:00pm
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21+
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| Where |
1253 Vine Street
Los Angeles, CA, USA 90038-1662 |
| Other Info | Another wonderful night of Vaudeville and comedy! You must come and see! |
ARIES | Mar 20 – Apr 19
Today is the day you start feeling a little more analytical and, dare I say… scientific? Maybe start wearing a lab coat around to reinforce that image.
TAURUS | Apr 20 – May 19
Okay, I’m gonna be honest… when I say the word "I"… I don’t mean "you", Taurus. Just sayin’.
GEMINI | May 20 – June 20
The stars are saying that you will attract a great number of admirers today, Gemini. But don’t get all weird about using a coaster, this time. It’s awkward.
CANCER | June 21 – July 21
Today would be a good day to wash your car, get some groceries, maybe reorganize your kitchen, Cancer. Oh, and write a best-seller.
LEO | July 22 – Aug 21
Do you always say ‘yes’, Leo? Ever feel like you’re a push-over? Naw, you’re just slutty. But people like that about you.
VIRGO | Aug 22 – Sep 22
Body issue again, Virgo? Feeling like you’ve lost your way? Now might be a good time to join a cult. Just sayin’.
LIBRA | Sep 23 – Oct 22
You might be feeling like people aren’t taking you seriously today, Libra. That’s because they aren’t. They probably think you’re an idiot. Again, I’m just sayin’.
SCORPIO | Oct 23 – Nov 21
Sadly, you just can’t figure people out. It’s not that you’re stupid, Scorpio. It’s that you lack common sense. So don’t worry about it. You’re still pretty.
SAGITTARIUS | Nov 22 – Dec 20
So, how’s that temper been, star hunter? You feeling better yet, you big know-it-all? Oh… play the NUMBERS.
CAPRICORN | Dec 21 – Jan 19
It might be time to loosen up and get a little silly, Cap. I think you should drink a lot tonight and just run down the street with no clothes on. Unless you’re ugly, of course. But you can still get drunk. I’m not saying that just because you’re ugly you have to stay sober.
AQUARIUS | Jan 20 – Feb 17
If you happen to get an offer to join a SPECIAL GROUP… you know, like the ILLUMINATI… well, obviously you should accept. Just watch out for Ninjas.
PISCES | Feb 18 – Mar 19
Did someone say something rude to you today, Pisces? I knew they would.
“…so depressing. I was really hoping that when the day comes for nation-states to dissolve and the corporations become the governments that it wouldn’t be so horrible and violent.”
“…interesting…”
“…like we’re all screwed, basically.”
“…okay, so that’s depressing. Why do you always do this when we’re on our walk? Why can’t you just talk about pancakes, like a normal person?”
STITCHES |
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| When |
Friday, March 12, 2010
7:30pm
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21+
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| Where |
(map)
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| Other Info | Admission $10, $10 minimum purchase. I'll be performing great comedy with: HOST - Jeremy Beth Michaels Michele Karpel Marie Therese Jeff Grace William Bowen Jill Kushner Bobby Golden Malo Restaurant 4326 W Sunset Blvd. Los Angeles Ca 90029 |
“…it was pretty exciting and interesting. There were these Nazis trying to find these Nordic Runes so they could build a magic death ray and everybody was running around trying to stop them. I was enjoying it.”
“What happened to change that?”
“Oh, the giant albino hyenas ruined it for me…”
“OH. MY. GOD. Look at that guy.”
“What guy?”
“The guy behind you. SO HOT.”
“He looks like JESUS.”
“HOT Jesus…”
(Regarding organized religion in Los Angeles):
“…I was in this one Presbyterian Church and it was like ‘A Night at the Apollo’. They were having a gala. On one wall they had this movie about the Nativity playing, and on the other was that movie ‘Juno’. And in between everybody’s praying. And the movies are both playing really fast and it’s all about Juno’s struggle and Mary getting knocked up by the Lord…”
da Nappy Fro Show |
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| When |
Friday, February 12, 2010
8:00pm
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All Ages
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| Where |
The World Famous Comedy Store (map)
8433 W Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA, USA 90069-1993 |
| Other Info | Cutting-edge comedy, and I'll be performing too! Come see it! 8pm $15 admission 2 drink minimum |
“Oh, I’d much rather have people think I have an STD than have them think I’m fat…”
–woman at next table with her friends.
“I can’t give blood. They won’t take it.”
“Why? What’s wrong with you?”
“I was in Europe at the wrong time.”
“The wrong time? You were there during the black plague?”
“Mad Cow.”
“She’s a Mad Cow.”
“I’m a Mad Cow, yes.”
"You know, I like to think we're all in on the joke together."
"Then why do I feel like you're laughing at me?"
"Because we are."
"So... we're not all in on the joke together..."
"Well, we are. You're not."
"Oh..."
"We're mean."
"I get it."
